We’ve all been there. Wanna get high but your lil girl is in the next room? Momma on the way , you know it dont smell like weed, but since you been smokin your paranoid and nervous? FRET NOT! I am here to help.
WAYS TO COVER UP WEED SMOKE
1. Fry Some Chicken?
Those lil grease droplets floating through the air, have a fine way of suckin in weed smoke. If your really worried go all out and burn some fried chicken.
2. A Smoke Bomb
I know it sounds drastic but under the right circumstances it works. If they ask pretend you were playin with some sparklers or something.
3. Incents
This is a tried and true method. However, be careful. Swithc it up. If you lightin “wild jungle monkey must” incents folks are going to know whats goin down. So switch it up. Throw in some “apple strawberry” or something.
4. Badussy!
Thats right…BADUSSY. Butt, dick and pussy rubbed real fast together, lubricated by slob and womenly juices , and for those who do it like “porn stars” finished with a nice spoonful or two of man gravy. This method is my personal favorite. It goes well with #3 Incents…Depending how freaky you are it goes well with #2 “Smoke Bomb”.
5. KEEP SMOKIN!
Light up a cigarette or two, some cloves, or maybe a black and mild. A few of these will extend your high and stink enough to drown out the weed.
Im sure I missed a few…ANY SUGGESTIONS?
You forgot #6, #7
#6. Take a real mean sh*t with the door open, folks might not wanna come kick it, but they might not smell the weed no more either.
#7. Along with cooking fried chicken, cooking pigs feet and chitterlings will do it as well lol…
-Ed.
You have some hilarious ideas I gotta hand it to you. Hopefully soon enough there will be no need to cover up weed smoke, because the people of America have spoken and we want weed legalized. If you find yourself wanting to smoke a blunt How to roll a blunt