The Ron Artest Michael Jackson tribute really made me think of my favorite ugly things I just cant help but to pay attention to. #1 on that list is good ole fashion street fight. For my folks that grew up anywhere need a housing project you know the type. Nothing but space, opportunity and a crowd on lookers encourage the two combatants to have it out. No guns allowed it ends with one clear victor.
While doing my research this clip was one of my favorite. The young lady in the sports bra seemed better prepared both mentally and physically. She rallied from a early knock down to completely kick the other girls ass and embarrass her. LETS WATCH!
I present this clip to demonstrate one of the few things my dad taught me. “Son never fight someone uglier than you. They aint got shit to lose”. In this clip you find to fat ugly women going at it. WHAT A BATTLE! (fast forward to the 1:00 min mark)
This next brawl simultaneously demonstrates and break several rules. First off never fight a crack head. Typically they have super human strength and a scuffle could expose you to one of many diseases transmitted by blood born pathogens. The non-crackhead participant in this clip decided to break this rule. Rightfully so, she was being provoked like hell. She turned the cheek initially but soon gave in. The second violation was committed by the crackhead. Never pick a fight, get you ass kicked and then say “ok, ok, ok OKAY YOU COOL!?” Special thanks go to the dude filming this clip for the great commentary.
What would a street fight post be without a appearance by arguably the greatest documented street fighter of all times KIMBO SLICE. This is a great example of how one should never fight if their heart is not 100% into it. Kimbo’s victim was bitching up from the beginning. Check out his eye at the very end of the clip.
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