I cant really explain how this convo started but here we go…
Per Wikipedia…
The RealDoll is a life-size sex doll (also considered a mannequin) manufactured by Abyss Creations in San Marcos, California, USA, and sold worldwide. It has a poseable PVC skeleton with steel joints and silicone flesh, which is arguably the state-of-the-art for life-like human body simulation. Female dolls include realistic openings in their vagina, mouth and anus suitable to simulate sexual acts. Male dolls can include a penis of varying size and flaccidity, based on the buyer’s specifications. A RealDoll is relatively expensive averaging $5000 and up depending on what accessories are selected.
Here a clip of a man who owns a real deal and appears to be madly in love with it…
Bear Trap: “If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?” dude…that’s SUCH real question…lmao
Cephas: lmao! no its not. You cant have friends that openly have real dolls. And if you did you would have friends that would ask to borrow your real doll. what kinda convo is that ”good game…so how bout u let me fuck ur real doll”
Bear Trap: man…real dolls are amazing!
Cephas: dont tell me you got one in ur closet
Bear Trap: I wish. If I had a real doll, you’d never see me
Cephas: if masterbation is rapin urself then a real doll is gang rapin urself
Bear Trap: I’m wit it
Cephas: lmao
Cephas: sharin a Real Doll is like women sharin dildos but not hot and very gay. Who cleans it up?
Bear Trap: lololol. The owner should….like…power washing
Cephas: see thats gay. Washin another mans goo is definately a man law violation
Bear Trap: point being. I want my own real doll
Cephas: Burt Reynolds would not be pleased
Bear Trap: I don’t wanna share
Cephas: thats not a sharable object
Bear Trap: lololol like carmex
Cephas: or underwear
Bear Trap: okay…hold on though…niggas pass chicks
Cephas: chicks wash they ass, they body flush shit out, absorbs even
Bear Trap: so by that rationale…if the real doll gets washed, it’s all good
Cephas: nah…fuk nah. Its like a giant dildo
Bear Trap: real dolls are made from a space age polymer
Cephas: thats like using another mans hand to jack off
Bear Trap: *dead
Cephas: lmao
Bear Trap: HELL nah..man..I’m at work!
Cephas: lmao
Bear Trap: *wipes tear
Cephas: i dont even like for niggas to use my brush
Bear Trap: man…I wish I could go to the real doll site to look at their cleaning proceduers
Cephas: lmao, I dont care how its clenaed.
Bear Trap: I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland……bwahahhaa
Cephas: u trippin on the real dol thats funny though
Cephas: i dont even like sittin in the same seat of a leather couch after a nigga sat in it for to long
Bear Trap: hahahahaha
That doll is scary as shit lol…
“I did not have relations with that DOLL!”
-Ed.
A Doll! Really, wouldn’t it be cheaper and feel just the same if you stuck your dick in a jar of Creamy Jif! I’m just sayin! LOL! Better yet get the crunchy Jif!