We got two sets of quotes this week, both from the homie Ed over at Ed the Sports Fan. (Check his whack- ass, uninformed sports blog out. He will piss you off and coax you into a debate. Asshole.) By the way, Ed has asked that his fans send him as many butt plugs as they can get their hands on. Don’t worry, he says it’s better with no lube. WOW ED, NO HOMO!

DidheSayThat: but yea kim got her 35 and up weight
DidheSayThat: she look good except for her face
DidheSayThat: she look like Free’s stunt double
EdtheSportsFan: wow
EdtheSportsFan: she look like the asian chick that does my momma’s nails
DidheSayThat: come on man
DidheSayThat: she looked like she dropped que(omega psi phi)
EdtheSportsFan: she look like a deflated balloon
DidheSayThat: she look like a retired prize fighter workin on a comback two weight classes above her prime
DidheSayThat: I WIN
EdtheSportsFan: wtf

20 mins later….
DidheSayThat: why my coworker got some tan wallabees that lace sideways along the sole.
DidheSayThat: and the laces is chain gang orange
EdtheSportsFan: they’re white aren’t they
DidheSayThat: hells yes
EdtheSportsFan: i must be psychic…
DidheSayThat: ghostface would call em “diarhea and tangerine wallys”
EdtheSportsFan: nah diarrhea is too brown
DidheSayThat: depensd what u eat
EdtheSportsFan: he would call em the sand nigga tangerine pickin wally’s
DidheSayThat: like indian food diarhea. def tan
DidheSayThat: aaaahhhh!!!
EdtheSportsFan: lol
EdtheSportsFan: who has indian food diarrhea
EdtheSportsFan: you probably do, you had the indian food buffet
DidHeSayThat: i dunno it just sounded funny but ur sand nigga was funnier
DidheSayThat: nah i dont get sick from food much
EdtheSportsFan: lol
DidheSayThat: i eat white castles all the time
EdtheSportsFan: ah, well your stomach can sustain anything
DidheSayThat: i only got sick form em once. i htought i was gonna die. i wanted to die
EdtheSportsFan: MAAN
EdtheSportsFan: the 1st time i ate white castle’s i thought i was gonna implode
EdtheSportsFan: and i ate it around some chicks…
EdtheSportsFan: i was so gassy it was ridiculous
EdtheSportsFan: i had to excuse myself and lie like i had a phone call so i could poot outside
EdtheSportsFan: and it wasn’t a quick one either it was like a 3 second fart
DidheSayThat: oh yea.
EdtheSportsFan: the worst
DidheSayThat: oh so ur ass was whistlin
DidheSayThat: fudge packer, i knew it
EdtheSportsFan: NO
eddiestayfly: haha
EdtheSportsFan: no ryan seacrest
DidheSayThat: lmao!!!