This is a shame as well as a triumph. Wesley Snipes has been accused by the government for stealing $11 million in false tax refunds.

On one level I am happy for him. I root for every black men that has been accused of a crime. I hope they all get off, because so many black men have been imprisoned when they were in fact innocent. In addition, I cant figure out how to get $100 in tax refunds and this dude got $11 mil, good for him. On the other end he is facing the Federal Government. They don’t put a case against you unless they know you are going down (see Mike Vick). It doesn’t look to good for Mr. Snipes in this case.

To make maters worse he looks like dogg shit and cheap vodka. Didn’t he play Blade, the vampire hunter with a addiction to blood and kicking vampire ass? Now he looks like Fiddler from Roots. His beard looks like someone shaved Uncle Ben’s balls and glued the hair to his face.

Honestly, I can care less about Mr. Snipes. He had what was coming to him. This is a truly a day of celebration for lightskin men across the world. In the 80’s we ran shit. We had the Debarge Brothers, Bryant Gumble, Special Ed, Al B. Sure, and the lead singer from Shalamar just to name a few.We ran shit all the way up until that fate filled moment in Mario Van Peeples ghetto classic, New Jack City. It was the scene after G-Money’s crackhead azz let the Carter get raided and shut down by the cops. G-money was talking more shit that than a chickens azz. Instead of shanking him with his cane/sword what the fuck did Wesley do? He stabbed Christopher Williams in the hand and said ” I never liked you pretty mufukas anyway!”. He wasn’t even sayin shit! He was the accountant, but that did it.With that action he single handedly put yella niggaz out of style. So Mr. Snipes on behalf of all lightskin men in America, with curly hair and a keen sense of style, I have written this letter.

Dear Mr. Wesley Snipes,
Fuck you, and the horse your road in on. Fuck anyone that supports you I hope you all fall off steep mountainous peeks and die a terribly death on the jagged rocks below, only to be revived and forced to live the rest of your life really fucked up. You ll be going to jail soon for a very long time. Don’t think that just because there are less violent offenders in Federal Prisons that they have less butt rapers. In fact butt raping is just a prevalent if not worse. A recent article on CNN.com proves that butt rapping in federal prisons is at a all time high. So I suggest guarding that soap like you did that 11 millions you stole from the Feds, cuz if you treat that soap like you did the Carter, someones going ‘make a man of you’ weather you like it or not. So start practicing your butt clinching techniques now, or maybe you can get your ass pierced shut. Whatever you decide to do, good luck.
Oh, and to answer the questions your thinking but not saying out loud, yes if you let another man suck your dick you‘re gay even if everyone else in jail is doing it to. If you toss a mans salad, even if its with a masculine condiment such barbq sauce or A1 sauce, you are gay. Last but not least, any sexual contact had with another man even if they are dressed as a woman and wearing crude lipstick alternative made of vaseline and kool-aid, makes you gay.

Sincerely,
“Me”
Lightskin Men United- President