We’ve all been there. Wanna get high but your lil girl is in the next room? Momma on the way , you know it dont smell like weed, but since you been smokin your paranoid and nervous? FRET NOT! I am here to help.
WAYS TO COVER UP WEED SMOKE
1. Fry Some Chicken?
Those lil grease droplets floating through the air, have a fine way of suckin in weed smoke. If your really worried go all out and burn some fried chicken.
2. A Smoke Bomb
I know it sounds drastic but under the right circumstances it works. If they ask pretend you were playin with some sparklers or something.
3. Incents
This is a tried and true method. However, be careful. Swithc it up. If you lightin “wild jungle monkey must” incents folks are going to know whats goin down. So switch it up. Throw in some “apple strawberry” or something.
4. Badussy!
Thats right…BADUSSY. Butt, dick and pussy rubbed real fast together, lubricated by slob and womenly juices , and for those who do it like “porn stars” finished with a nice spoonful or two of man gravy. This method is my personal favorite. It goes well with #3 Incents…Depending how freaky you are it goes well with #2 “Smoke Bomb”.
5. KEEP SMOKIN!
Light up a cigarette or two, some cloves, or maybe a black and mild. A few of these will extend your high and stink enough to drown out the weed.
“For those that are not aware, Cephas F. Lives aka Cephas F. Baby… got his start in , internet shit talking by mailing his least favorite people ” Fuck You Letters”. It was this wtfmoments.org first category (check em out more often, read up, support…mufuka). Some of these great letters included my ode to how much I hate Wesley Snipes black.blurple ass entitled “Wesley Snipes v. Fiddler from Roots“, my open expression hatred of the lack of heterosexual to sexual “Balance“, in the Gospel community. Tonight I would like to revist the literal letter format of the Wesley Snipes posting.
Dear “Niggaz that hate on Jay-Z for No Good damn Reason”,
Shut the fuck up you ole blank shooting, cock blockin, evil ass, hatin bitch. You aint got shit else to do but hate on a nigga whose life is shittin on yours. The nigga do shit you dreamed of, better than it ever could have been done. He is a trend setter. The nigga told you to stop wearing them fuck 4XL throw back jersey, and step ya game up. What ya trendy, fashion-slut ass do? Went the fuck out and bought a Camel Hair blazer. If hear another nigga, try to down play what this nigga does with music, money, and pop culture ImmaSteiner-Linesomebody.
Young Goldie, the mack forever
Heard they love it when I’m heard on hoes
Said a G don’t give a bitch no cheese or security codes
I agree, my lady ain’t no bitch, she gets whatever I own
So when you see her, understand that’s me, nigga
Understand I’m the same OG, nigga
I know the difference between a bitch and a B, nigga
If another nigga come to me with “Yea I mean so the nigga bagged Beyonce. She just an aite Bitch”. Niggas who say dumb shit like this is the reason why folks like Marion Berry get re-lected. Your fukin hateful and ignorant to the ways of the d’evils ! Beyonce is way finer than any broad you could snatch up cuz she earning way more money than most niggas in the game. Plus she thick as milkshake (damn shame what Kelis milkshake did to Nas).
If another of you hatin ass skinny jeans wearin tea baggers say some shit like ” That new Gucci Mane goo waaaayyyyy harder than Jay shit do. Kingdome Come was shitty. And the only song I liked was ‘Song Cry’ ” Imma Mike Vick one you dawg hoes. Hook you to a car battery and mash the gas… you bitch you. First off, I fucks with Gucci. He does go hard in the trunk. But so does them Timbaland beats Jay ripped. Plus Gucci himself said he wasn’t the most “articulate” rapper.
Survive the droughts, i wish you well…
Survive the droughts? I wish you well?
How sick am i? I wish you HEALTH
I wish you wheels, i wish you wealth
I wish you insight so you could see for yourself
Last, if another one of yall niggas tell me “American gangsta was just ok. You aint get Reasonable Doubt. He to busy tryin to make niggas read think and all types of stupid shit like that” Imma make ya momma shave ya asshole at gun point, tie a container of Vaseline to your back, and leave you stranded at your local penitentiary’s First Annual “Bottom- Party” (no pants) sponsored by the good folks at Astro Glide, and Dr. Assrip’s Colon-Rectal Clinic. American Gangsta was one of the best albums in the last 15 years. Instant Classic from track one. Your remedial ass prolly aint get past 6th English because just like American Gangster you weren’t ready for Reasonable Doubt. Cock sucker..
For, now Im done calling your lame ass out. I leave you with this.
The world is back in order the number one rap recorder is back
You cats overfelt yourself, You couldn’t help yourself, now witness the reel for reel
In my absence cats get, absent-minded, Now it’s time to rewind and remind ‘em, why I’m in the position that I am
changin the game, my game could nail Madonna, Well after I’m gone, they’ll honor
history in the makin, Pistol Pete
leave competition shakin without missin the beat
Chasin the hi-hat all over the track, The snare is scared of the air in here, BOOM!
And plus I get paper dog, don’t let me forget, The watch face so blue like it’s holdin it’s breath
Can’t see me skill for skill or check for check, It’s the bow tie flow dog, I bring it to your neck
Live and correct I will bring it to your set
I got now, I don’t care who got next, Rapper slash exec, Kordell Stewart
Your flow all y’all usin is mine, you’re all useless
You ain’t a factor, who are you foolin?
You all are faggots, you takin it backwards (takin it backwards)
I’m tryin to progress with this rap shit
Nigga, nigga your whole career is a accident
Who was gassin ‘em? (Fuck outta here!)
I have a guilty pleasure folks…I got a thing for really shitty underground rap videos. They tend to have shity lyrics, fly cars, local tramps hoodrats and strippers tryna to fulfill there dream of being a video ho, and just random funny shit. Here are a few of my favorites..
WHAT YOU THIRSTY 4!!
To begin why do they have this regular as white chick in the video early like she hot shit. Yo, what the fuck is up with the chick singing the hook? I cant decide what is flatter them notes she missin on her tits. Her boobies just saggin like they sleep. Her breast look like a produce bag full of wooden nickels. Id also like to gain clarification on who the fuck di the wardrobe on this vid. Looks like they hit up the 4th of July sales at the reebok outlet store. Why the hell is that hottube so damn little. They got 4 people in a regular ass tub.
The Ron Artest Michael Jackson tribute really made me think of my favorite ugly things I just cant help but to pay attention to. #1 on that list is good ole fashion street fight. For my folks that grew up anywhere need a housing project you know the type. Nothing but space, opportunity and a crowd on lookers encourage the two combatants to have it out. No guns allowed it ends with one clear victor.
While doing my research this clip was one of my favorite. The young lady in the sports bra seemed better prepared both mentally and physically. She rallied from a early knock down to completely kick the other girls ass and embarrass her. LETS WATCH!
I present this clip to demonstrate one of the few things my dad taught me. “Son never fight someone uglier than you. They aint got shit to lose”. In this clip you find to fat ugly women going at it. WHAT A BATTLE! (fast forward to the 1:00 min mark)
This next brawl simultaneously demonstrates and break several rules. First off never fight a crack head. Typically they have super human strength and a scuffle could expose you to one of many diseases transmitted by blood born pathogens. The non-crackhead participant in this clip decided to break this rule. Rightfully so, she was being provoked like hell. She turned the cheek initially but soon gave in. The second violation was committed by the crackhead. Never pick a fight, get you ass kicked and then say “ok, ok, ok OKAY YOU COOL!?” Special thanks go to the dude filming this clip for the great commentary.
What would a street fight post be without a appearance by arguably the greatest documented street fighter of all times KIMBO SLICE. This is a great example of how one should never fight if their heart is not 100% into it. Kimbo’s victim was bitching up from the beginning. Check out his eye at the very end of the clip.
I really do miss Michael Jackson. I was having a hard time mourning his passing in a method worth of WTFMoments.org. Then Los Angeles Lakers newly signed Power Forward Ron Artest came through in the clutch and dropped this jewel. Ron loves MJ so much he changed his jersey number to “37″ in honor of the number of weeks “Thriller” was #1 on the billboard pop charts. Way to go Ron… way to go…
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